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What happened when the slave put his from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !

Why are false teeth like starsBecause they from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.

What helps keep your teeth togetherToothpaste Teeth from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.

What game do you play if you from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Willie I have an awful toothacheTommie Id from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."

Why didnt the monster use toothpaste Because from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

How can you get a set of from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.

Why is a toothless dog like a from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.

Why are vampires like false teeth They from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.

Mother Has your tooth stopped hurting yetSon from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it

Beatrice Lillie Lady Peel was once accosted from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. "What lovely pearls, dear Beatrice," she maliciously remarked. "Are they real?" Yes, nodded Lady Peel. "Of course," the dowager declared, "you can always tell real pearls by biting them. May I try?" "Gladly," Lady Peel replied. "But remember, Duchess, you can't tell real pearls with false teeth."

How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

What did the tooth say to the from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"

What did one tooth say to the from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
What did one tooth say to the other tooth? "Thar's gold in them thar fills."

What has teeth but no mouthA comb from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
What has teeth but no mouth? A comb or a saw.

Why is square yards like a bad from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre.

A dinner speaker was in such a from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No problem." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said. The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said. The man then said, "I have another pair - try these." The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight." The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair. Try them." The speaker said, "They fit perfectly."With that he ate his meal and gave his speech. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist." The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm an undertaker."

What happened when a man fell in from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."

What did the mouse say when his from Flashcomment Teeth jokes Jokes
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.